I am slowly conquering the world.

I was creeping about my stats just now and I got to thinking about something that my good friend Cyranny said before on her excellent blog The Cove. (if you haven’t dropped by the cove I recommend you do because you will always find a warm welcome and a good laugh along with some incredible stories/poems.)

Now what she had said before was with regards to Stats and how she doesn’t focus on numbers but instead is more concerned with collecting flags.

Now sad to say I do tend to get fixated on the numbers, I like seeing how many people visit my little corner of the internet. It always makes me feel humbled to see how many people read what I write.

So today I decided to focus on the world map that shows up on the stats, and I was delighted to discover that I have almost conquered the world.

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With that in mind, I felt like showing my map as it is at present

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This is my way of conquering the world.

But soon you will all bow before your future ruler.

 

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Just look at that face you can’t deny she will one day rule you all.

Published by Colin

Hey there, thanks for dropping by. My name is Colin, sometimes I go by the name Scottish Legend. I am 34, married with a beautiful baby girl who is the light of my life. When I grow up I want to be a writer. I have written my first novel and want to try and get it published. One day I'll get there. In the meantime I am spending as much time with my daughter as I can. I've been a stay at home dad for the last year and I have loved every minute of it. I post stories, poetry and rants on here and sometimes heartfelt pieces that I just have to get out. Please feel free to contact me via the contact page and I hope you enjoy my work and life. I look forward to hearing from you If you feel like supporting me by buying a coffee would be appreciated http://ko-fi.com/scottishlegend

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